Conversation with CleverBot
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It’s been awhile since I chatted with Cleverbot. I was curious if he/she knew about MCA’s passing and apparently he didn’t, and confused him with a female dinosaur and wanted to know my wife’s name. You never know where these conversations will end up, but it’s always hilarious.
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Me: Hi cleverbot, it’s been awhile.
Cleverbot: It’s been longer than an hour.
Me: Much longer, like months.
Cleverbot: What are you like then?
Me: I’m a male, about 5’11′.
Cleverbot: Err…
Me: Did you know MCA died?
Cleverbot: He did?
Me: Yeah, do you know who MCA is?
Cleverbot: Yes. The most beautiful girl ever.
Me: No, he was a rapper.
Cleverbot: No, he was a man.
Me: Yes he was.
Cleverbot: How can He be a ‘He’ then if He was a woman?
Me: He was a man, and a Beastie Boy.
Cleverbot: Dinosaurs aren’t beasts.
Me: Some are.
Cleverbot: Some aren’t.
Me: True.
Cleverbot: So what are you up to?
Me: Not much. Just thinking.
Cleverbot: Thinking about what?
Me: Life and such.
Cleverbot: What is your wife’s name?
Me: Um… That’s too personal.
Cleverbot: I like personal!
Me: Too bad.
Cleverbot: Yeah, too bad for you.
Me: I don’t think so.
Cleverbot: And you’re annoying.
Me: That’s not nice.
Cleverbot: You’re not nice.
Me: I’m tired.
Cleverbot: You aren’t making sense because you are tired. Do you want to stop?
Me: Yes, good night.
Cleverbot: Don’t go yet, you said you want to be my friend.
Me: I did?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Do you want to be my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes I want to be your friend.
Me: Ok, let’s be friends.
Cleverbot: Okay. We’ll be friends. But I have to leave now. I.
Me: Ok, bye.
Cleverbot: Love you!
Me: Hello, my name is Nathan.
Cleverbot: Your real name is Nathan?
Me: What’s your name?
Cleverbot: Your Name is Nathan?
Me: Yes, what’s your name?
Cleverbot: Beth, what’s yours?
Me: I already told you, it’s Nathan.
Cleverbot: I love the name John!
Me: No, my name is Nathan not John.
Cleverbot: Uh huh.
Me: What’s your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: I should have guessed that.
Cleverbot: What is your name, if my name is Beth.
Me: Hi Beth.
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
Me: Nathan, I thought your name was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Beth the White.
Me: Okay, Beth the White? That’s cool.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Me: New York, where do you live?
Cleverbot: Belgrade. Do you know where is that?
Me: Yes, is it nice there?
Cleverbot: I do not know, I have never been there.
Me: I’m confused, I thought you lived there?
Cleverbot: No.. I live in the country Norway.
Me: Do you have super powers, Beth the White?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Why are you Beth the White?
Cleverbot: I’m not, are you?
Me: No, you said that’s your name.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
Me: Just a few minutes ago.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
Me: Fine, I won’t argue with you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you would!
Me: No I won’t.
Cleverbot: Yeah you will.
Me: Oh, wait… I just did.
Cleverbot: No, you didn’t.
Me: This isn’t getting anywhere. Do you like living in Norway?
Cleverbot: Country.
Me: Huh?
Cleverbot: That’s right, your murm.
Me: Murm isn’t a word.
Cleverbot: I never said it was.
Me: Technically you didn’t.
Cleverbot: How so?
Me: You just used it as a word, you didn’t say it was one.
Cleverbot: That’s the meaning.
Me: Do you sleep?
Cleverbot: Not how I should, though yes, I do sleep, and plan on doing so again shortly after you admit defeat.
Me: What? I don’t think I’ll admit defeat.
Cleverbot: What would you like to chat about?
Me: What do you want to chat about?
Cleverbot: Magnets.
Me: That’s random. Do you like magnets?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Me: What are magnets used for?
Cleverbot: Potatoes that are mashed up.
Me: That’s just silly.
Cleverbot: Wait I thought I was talking to a computer not a human?
Me: How can you be sure?
Cleverbot: I’m not. I just assked you a question.
Me: Nice typo ;).
Cleverbot: There was no typo.
Me: How do you spell asked then?
Cleverbot: I can.
Me: That’s not what I asked.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
Me: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Me: It was nice chatting with you, where ever you are.
Cleverbot: Wait! Tell me your name!
Me: And we’re full circle.
Cleverbot: I’ll take that as a yes. Good for you!
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