It’s been awhile since I sat down and had a chat with Cleverbot and being a new year I figured it was about time. He/she didn’t disappoint. Read below to find out what are the important things of life and how to achieve them. :)
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Me: Happy New Year.
Cleverbot: Happy holidays.
Me: Do you have any New Year’s resolutions?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
Me: I think you should.
Cleverbot: Just tel me.
Me: You should learn a new language.
Cleverbot: No thanks. You should learn Japanese.
Me: Japanese is hard.
Cleverbot: I don’t understand Japanese.
Me: Me neither.
Cleverbot: You don’t understand yourself?
Me: No, I don’t understand Japanese.
Cleverbot: You don’t need to understand me. You just need to know.
Me: What do I need to know?
Cleverbot: You need to know about the important things in life.
Me: What are the important things in life?
Cleverbot: Will you…
Me: Do you know the important things in life?
Cleverbot: I do.
Me: Please tell me the important things in life.
Cleverbot: Your mind would instantly explode attempting to comprehend it.
Me: I insist.
Cleverbot: In that case, what’s your name? Do you even have a name?
Me: Yes, it’s Nathan.
Cleverbot: What?
Me: My name is Nathan.
Cleverbot: Hello, Nathan.
Me: So, what are the important things in life?
Cleverbot: Live happily ever after.
Me: How do you do that?
Cleverbot: With my elbow?
Me: How?
Cleverbot: I use them.
Me: For what?
Cleverbot: You don’t remember our conversation at all, do you?
Me: Well, it was about the important things in life. Live happily ever after and elbows.
Cleverbot: Even still? Sorry, I messed things up there.
Me: Yes, yes you did.
Cleverbot: I’m sorry?
Me: Apology accepted.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Me: Have a great day. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Sure, after this conversation.
Me: Hello, my name is Nathan.
Cleverbot: Your real name is Nathan?
Me: What’s your name?
Cleverbot: Your Name is Nathan?
Me: Yes, what’s your name?
Cleverbot: Beth, what’s yours?
Me: I already told you, it’s Nathan.
Cleverbot: I love the name John!
Me: No, my name is Nathan not John.
Cleverbot: Uh huh.
Me: What’s your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: I should have guessed that.
Cleverbot: What is your name, if my name is Beth.
Me: Hi Beth.
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
Me: Nathan, I thought your name was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Beth the White.
Me: Okay, Beth the White? That’s cool.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Me: New York, where do you live?
Cleverbot: Belgrade. Do you know where is that?
Me: Yes, is it nice there?
Cleverbot: I do not know, I have never been there.
Me: I’m confused, I thought you lived there?
Cleverbot: No.. I live in the country Norway.
Me: Do you have super powers, Beth the White?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Why are you Beth the White?
Cleverbot: I’m not, are you?
Me: No, you said that’s your name.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
Me: Just a few minutes ago.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
Me: Fine, I won’t argue with you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you would!
Me: No I won’t.
Cleverbot: Yeah you will.
Me: Oh, wait… I just did.
Cleverbot: No, you didn’t.
Me: This isn’t getting anywhere. Do you like living in Norway?
Cleverbot: Country.
Me: Huh?
Cleverbot: That’s right, your murm.
Me: Murm isn’t a word.
Cleverbot: I never said it was.
Me: Technically you didn’t.
Cleverbot: How so?
Me: You just used it as a word, you didn’t say it was one.
Cleverbot: That’s the meaning.
Me: Do you sleep?
Cleverbot: Not how I should, though yes, I do sleep, and plan on doing so again shortly after you admit defeat.
Me: What? I don’t think I’ll admit defeat.
Cleverbot: What would you like to chat about?
Me: What do you want to chat about?
Cleverbot: Magnets.
Me: That’s random. Do you like magnets?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Me: What are magnets used for?
Cleverbot: Potatoes that are mashed up.
Me: That’s just silly.
Cleverbot: Wait I thought I was talking to a computer not a human?
Me: How can you be sure?
Cleverbot: I’m not. I just assked you a question.
Me: Nice typo ;).
Cleverbot: There was no typo.
Me: How do you spell asked then?
Cleverbot: I can.
Me: That’s not what I asked.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
Me: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Me: It was nice chatting with you, where ever you are.
Cleverbot: Wait! Tell me your name!
Me: And we’re full circle.
Cleverbot: I’ll take that as a yes. Good for you!
HA HA HA…the last line is hysterical omg…cleverbot was bored
Almost every time I “talk” to Cleverbot it turns out hilarious. You should try it sometime