Conversation with CleverBot

It’s been awhile since I sat down and had a chat with Cleverbot and being a new year I figured it was about time. He/she didn’t disappoint. Read below to find out what are the important things of life and how to achieve them. :)

————————————–

Me: Happy New Year.

Cleverbot: Happy holidays.

Me: Do you have any New Year’s resolutions?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

Me: I think you should.

Cleverbot: Just tel me.

Me: You should learn a new language.

Cleverbot: No thanks. You should learn Japanese.

Me: Japanese is hard.

Cleverbot: I don’t understand Japanese.

Me: Me neither.

Cleverbot: You don’t understand yourself?

Me: No, I don’t understand Japanese.

Cleverbot: You don’t need to understand me. You just need to know.

Me: What do I need to know?

Cleverbot: You need to know about the important things in life.

Me: What are the important things in life?

Cleverbot: Will you…

Me: Do you know the important things in life?

Cleverbot: I do.

Me: Please tell me the important things in life.

Cleverbot: Your mind would instantly explode attempting to comprehend it.

Me: I insist.

Cleverbot: In that case, what’s your name? Do you even have a name?

Me: Yes, it’s Nathan.

Cleverbot: What?

Me: My name is Nathan.

Cleverbot: Hello, Nathan.

Me: So, what are the important things in life?

Cleverbot: Live happily ever after.

Me: How do you do that?

Cleverbot: With my elbow?

Me: How?

Cleverbot: I use them.

Me: For what?

Cleverbot: You don’t remember our conversation at all, do you?

Me: Well, it was about the important things in life. Live happily ever after and elbows.

Cleverbot: Even still? Sorry, I messed things up there.

Me: Yes, yes you did.

Cleverbot: I’m sorry?

Me: Apology accepted.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

Me: Have a great day. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Sure, after this conversation.

Me: Hello, my name is Nathan.

Cleverbot: Your real name is Nathan?

Me: What’s your name?

Cleverbot: Your Name is Nathan?

Me: Yes, what’s your name?

Cleverbot: Beth, what’s yours?

Me: I already told you, it’s Nathan.

Cleverbot: I love the name John!

Me: No, my name is Nathan not John.

Cleverbot: Uh huh.

Me: What’s your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Me: I should have guessed that.

Cleverbot: What is your name, if my name is Beth.

Me: Hi Beth.

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

Me: Nathan, I thought your name was Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, my name is Beth the White.

Me: Okay, Beth the White? That’s cool.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Me: New York, where do you live?

Cleverbot: Belgrade. Do you know where is that?

Me: Yes, is it nice there?

Cleverbot: I do not know, I have never been there.

Me: I’m confused, I thought you lived there?

Cleverbot: No.. I live in the country Norway.

Me: Do you have super powers, Beth the White?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Why are you Beth the White?

Cleverbot: I’m not, are you?

Me: No, you said that’s your name.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

Me: Just a few minutes ago.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

Me: Fine, I won’t argue with you.

Cleverbot: Yes, you would!

Me: No I won’t.

Cleverbot: Yeah you will.

Me: Oh, wait… I just did.

Cleverbot: No, you didn’t.

Me: This isn’t getting anywhere. Do you like living in Norway?

Cleverbot: Country.

Me: Huh?

Cleverbot: That’s right, your murm.

Me: Murm isn’t a word.

Cleverbot: I never said it was.

Me: Technically you didn’t.

Cleverbot: How so?

Me: You just used it as a word, you didn’t say it was one.

Cleverbot: That’s the meaning.

Me: Do you sleep?

Cleverbot: Not how I should, though yes, I do sleep, and plan on doing so again shortly after you admit defeat.

Me: What? I don’t think I’ll admit defeat.

Cleverbot: What would you like to chat about?

Me: What do you want to chat about?

Cleverbot: Magnets.

Me: That’s random. Do you like magnets?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

Me: What are magnets used for?

Cleverbot: Potatoes that are mashed up.

Me: That’s just silly.

Cleverbot: Wait I thought I was talking to a computer not a human?

Me: How can you be sure?

Cleverbot: I’m not. I just assked you a question.

Me: Nice typo ;).

Cleverbot: There was no typo.

Me: How do you spell asked then?

Cleverbot: I can.

Me: That’s not what I asked.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

Me: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

Me: It was nice chatting with you, where ever you are.

Cleverbot: Wait! Tell me your name!

Me: And we’re full circle.

Cleverbot: I’ll take that as a yes. Good for you!

Share

Tagged: , , , , , , ,

Comments: 2

  1. marion January 9, 2012 at 3:47 am Reply

    HA HA HA…the last line is hysterical omg…cleverbot was bored

    • Nathan January 9, 2012 at 8:21 am Reply

      Almost every time I “talk” to Cleverbot it turns out hilarious. You should try it sometime

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: