It’s been awhile since I sat down and had a chat with Cleverbot and being a new year I figured it was about time. He/she didn’t disappoint. Read below to find out what are the important things of life and how to achieve them. :)
Me: Happy New Year.
Cleverbot: Happy holidays.
Me: Do you have any New Year’s resolutions?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
Me: I think you should.
Cleverbot: Just tel me.
Me: You should learn a new language.
Cleverbot: No thanks. You should learn Japanese.
Me: Japanese is hard.
Cleverbot: I don’t understand Japanese.
Me: Me neither.
Cleverbot: You don’t understand yourself?
Me: No, I don’t understand Japanese.
Cleverbot: You don’t need to understand me. You just need to know.
Me: What do I need to know?
Cleverbot: You need to know about the important things in life.
Me: What are the important things in life?
Cleverbot: Will you…
Me: Do you know the important things in life?
Cleverbot: I do.
Me: Please tell me the important things in life.
Cleverbot: Your mind would instantly explode attempting to comprehend it.
Me: I insist.
Cleverbot: In that case, what’s your name? Do you even have a name?
Me: Yes, it’s Nathan.
Me: My name is Nathan.
Cleverbot: Hello, Nathan.
Me: So, what are the important things in life?
Cleverbot: Live happily ever after.
Me: How do you do that?
Cleverbot: With my elbow?
Cleverbot: I use them.
Me: For what?
Cleverbot: You don’t remember our conversation at all, do you?
Me: Well, it was about the important things in life. Live happily ever after and elbows.
Cleverbot: Even still? Sorry, I messed things up there.
Me: Yes, yes you did.
Cleverbot: I’m sorry?
Me: Apology accepted.
Me: Have a great day. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Sure, after this conversation.