Dear Kids… (March 2011)

Jun 23, 2011 by Nathan

Posted under: Funny, Parenting

This a continuation of hilarious Facebook status updates by my friend Amy. Can someone please send her a prayer or two?

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3/29/11 – Would like to thank her kids who worked together to put a sticker on her back at the Drs. office and let her then wear it to the pharmacy! Did not find out it was there until Tim told me when I got home! Thanks Kids!!!

3/23/11 – Dear Dazie (dog that I clearly had a lapse in sanity while purchasing after 5 children!)~ DROP the library DVD, before you break it and I end up paying through the nose for something that was intended to be FREE (or you will be given FREE to some poor unsuspecting family)! ?

3/21/11 – Dear kids~ Thank you for the great job picking up dog piles yesterday! However, next time, if you could kindly remember to put the lid on the (dog pile) can that’d be fantastic! This way, when it rains all night, we don’t have a can full of dog piles and dog pile water!! Always the killjoy, Mom

3/14/11 – Dear Kids~ REALLY? One of you put an EMPTY pizza box back in the fridge?! Clearly I have gone wrong somewhere! :)

3/13/11 – confessions: “Mom, remember when you told us not to do flips of the table downstairs. Well, after you told us that we started doing dive rolls instead! We kinda just jumped into them!” GREAAATTT.. in the future please keep information such as that, to yourselves! :)

3/9/11 – Guess I should’ve checked Drew’s spelling homework a little more carefully before he handed it in! One of the spelling words was hauls. He didn’t know what that word meant, so he came up with the following sentence (which I found out AFTER the homework was handed back): “My mom does not know what the word hauls means.” Thank you son! ?

3/3/11 – Dear Kids~ I just want to let you know.. that I will be less than thrilled if any of you get hurt in the super fun game of pretending to fall down the stairs!! Always the Killjoy, Mom

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Here are the updates from the previous months.

February 2011

January 2011